Looking for the best cute hilarious drinking memes to brighten your day.
Looking for the best cute hilarious drinking memes to brighten your day. Cute Hilarious Drinking Memes To Brighten Your Day. Make your get-together with your friends a lot more fun with this hilarious drinking meme collection.
Cute Hilarious Drinking Memes To Brighten Your Day
1. “Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.” – Dudley Moore
2. “I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of Communism or the fact that the refrigerator is still working.” – Dave Berry
3. “I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.” – Hunter S. Thompson
4. If you’re enjoying these quotes, make sure to read our collection of party quotes to remind you that life is a party.
5. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” – Rumi
6. “There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers.” – Chelsea Handler
7. “One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.” – Lady Astor
8. “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.” – Albert Einstein
9. “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart
10. “I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.” – Charles Bukowski
11. “Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.” – Tom Waits
12. “The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.” – Richard Braunstein
13. “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. Clement Stone
14. “Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.” – Mark Twain
15. “The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies.” – William Temple
16. “There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.” – Bette Davis
17. “Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.” – Jonathan Swift
18. “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King
19. “I like to have a martini. Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table. After four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker
20. “If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.” – David Daye
21. “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
22. “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
23. “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
24. “I try to convince myself that it’s the alcohol talking. But alcohol can’t talk. It just sits there. It can’t even get itself out of the bottle.” – David Levithan
25. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
26. If you’re enjoying these quotes, make sure to read our collection of wine quotes to celebrate over your favorite glass.
27. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? You know there’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
28. “Everybody’s got to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.” – W.C. Fields
29. “Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death.” – Ben Jonson
30. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” – Henny Youngman
31. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” – Ernest Hemmingway
32. “Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.” – Conan O’Brien
33. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur
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