Looking for the best funny quotes pictures, photos & images? funny messages to impress your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, or crush. In this post, I am going to show you 100 funny good morning Texts! You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to. Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. Here, we have compiled some funny good morning messages to put a smile on the face of that special woman.
1. Good morning my sunshine! I can’t see you in my dreams, have you already woken up. Have a wonderful day! Good morning.
2. Good Morning! No matter the day of the week, it does not allow you to continue sleeping. You have to get up and work. Good morning!
3. Good Morning, my darling, you are the reason why I always wake up very early in the morning and stay on my guard throughout the night. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
4. I know the trouble you have to undergo when getting out of bed. Take your time, my queen. It’s a trouble that queens have to bear. Good morning, my love. Have a happy day.
5. Every morning gives me the opportunity to see who shines more, the sun or you. You are my sunshine. Good morning, honey.
6. If you never saw me when you woke up, please go back to sleep so that you can wake up afresh. Good morning, sweetheart.
7. Want breakfast in bed? Sorry, not possible. I am already at work. Good morning, love.
8. Mornings will come and go, but none will be as sweet as today’s, because I woke up next to you. Good morning, baby.
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9. If you never met me in your dreams, I will advise you to go back to your sleep. Good morning, darling.
10. They say the first thing one should do is ask how your night was, but I was right here with you and I know how it was. Good morning, baby. Have a beautiful day.
11. You’ve received a message: wake up, you slacker. Good morning, Have a happy day.
12. Sending good morning SMS shouldn’t cause me to get up so early. I’d like to have more dreams about you and me. Good morning nice day.
13. It was a dream in which you and I were having some quality time together. The alarm clock then got in the way, and thank God for saving me! Good morning my dear.
14. I wish you a delicious cup of coffee and a quick Monday! Good morning darling!
15. Good luck waking up at lunchtime, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then pretending it’s still early in the morning. Good morning.
16. Time to finally wake up your breakfast with your huge appetite; I know you were thinking about food the whole night. Have a great day! Good morning!
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17. You are so lucky I am not your morning alarm clock; I’d kick you out of bed with cold water just to piss you off. May your bed kick you into the shower so you won’t be late this morning. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
18. Hey! My night has been enjoyable. As you were sleeping so peacefully, I was on the battlefield fighting all the mosquitoes in my room. Glad I won to see the daylight. Good morning, Have a happy day.
19. You just got a new message: Wake up Lazy; Good morning nice day.
20. Good Morning my sweetest love. My night was cold, but the thought of you gave me warmth. I miss you like never before my queen. Enjoy and have a beautiful day like your looks. Good morning my dear.
21. You are so lucky I am not your morning alarm clock; I’d kick you out of bed with cold water just to piss you off Good morning darling!
22. How can someone so lazy be this tired each morning? I hope you have a bed in your office because it looks like you’ll need one. Wake up!! Good morning.
23. When your dreams come in collision with reality, it’s usually the alarm clock that goes off. Good morning!
24. They say each morning is a blessing, but with the alarm you have, it is a curse for you. I wouldn’t sleep if I knew I’d be woken up with sirens. Enjoy your day! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
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25. When I set my eyes on you, my heart skips a beat. Your love makes me a zombie. Remember my mind is set on you only. Have a sweet day my sweet love. Good morning, Have a happy day.
26. I want to kiss you, lick you, bite you, and make sure I eat every bit of you. My sweet buffalo meat. I miss it. Have a lovely day. Good morning nice day.
27. I’m not sure why I’m up so early, but I don’t deserve to go through this by myself. It’s almost torturous. So, hello there! Good morning my dear.
28. Mornings were made for special people, but we aren’t among them. I despise mornings just as much as you do, but I guess we have to get up and do something. Good morning darling!
29. It’s difficult to say goodbye to your closest buddy… However, I’m confident you’ll be back in bed in no time! Good morning.
30. Good morning to a buddy who begins each day by posing significant questions, such as whether I should get up at 10 o’clock or eleven o’clock. Is there any pizza from last night left? Have a great day, deep thinker. Good morning!
31. When getting out of bed, remember to take your time. That is what problem queens have to put up with. Good morning, my sweetheart, and please accept my apologies. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
32. Hey there! I’m not sure how difficult saying goodbye to a great friend is for you, but as soon as we’re done here it will be time to sleep. Good morning, Have a happy day.
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33. Good morning! How are you? I hope today is a great day for us. Good morning nice day.
34. Good morning to you. It’s been a while! I hope your day is off to an energizing start. Good morning my dear.
35. Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day! Good morning darling!
36. The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
37. Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend. Good morning!
38. Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
39. Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day! Good morning, Have a happy day.
40. Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning! Good morning nice day.
41. Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today. Good morning my dear.
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42. I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it’s not socially acceptable. So, good morning! Good morning darling!
43. Don’t worry, if you didn’t get enough sleep the night before, you still have tomorrow to catch up. Good morning.
44. You should see the dawn at least once a day. Good morning!
45. The sun is envious of your love for your mattress. I get up groggy. Have a fantastic morning! Good morning, Have a beautiful day.
46. Keep the dream alive by not letting it die. Snooze the alarm clock. Good morning, Have a happy day.
47. The dawn will arrive whether you set an alarm or not. Good morning nice day.
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