Funny Inspirational Work Quotes. Humor and motivation, that encourages productivity and positivity in the workplace while keeping things light and enjoyable.
Funny Inspirational Work Quotes
1. “Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all.” —Sam Ewing
2. “Confidence is hard work and delusion.” —Tina Fey
3. “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” —Henry Kissinger
4. “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edward Bergen
5. “Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.” —Katharine Whitehorn
6. “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” —Douglas Adams
7. “By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work hours a day.” —Robert Frost
8. “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt
9. “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” —Phyllis Diller
10. “Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.” —Steve Maraboli
11. “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” —Groucho Marx
12. “The road to success is always under construction.” —Lily Tomlin
13. “The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!” —Marvin Phillips
14. “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” —Claude MacDonald
15. “Be like a postage stamp; stick to one thing until you get there.” —Josh Billings
16. “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” —Robert Orben
17. “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” —Drew Carey
18. “Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” —George Carlin
19. “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” —Vince Lombardi
20. “Whatever you do, always give unless you’re donating blood.” —Bill Murray
